{"id":588,"date":"2025-03-14T22:00:36","date_gmt":"2025-03-15T03:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/?p=588"},"modified":"2025-03-14T22:00:52","modified_gmt":"2025-03-15T03:00:52","slug":"le","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/2025\/le\/","title":{"rendered":"Gontrand le fermier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"372\">(Gontrand se tient au centre de la sc\u00e8ne, un vieux chapeau de paille sur la t\u00eate et un grand sourire narquois. Il tient un concombre dans sa main, l&#8217;agitant vigoureusement devant lui.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>J\u2019ai pas de place pour l\u2019art dans mon champ, moi ! Vous croyez qu&#8217;un champ, \u00e7a pousse tout seul, juste parce que c\u2019est joli \u00e0 regarder ? Non ! Y a des math\u00e9matiques l\u00e0-dedans, des chiffres, de l\u2019pratique ! Si \u00e7a pousse pas droit, si le sol est pas bien travaill\u00e9, vous allez pas nourrir vos enfants avec un r\u00eave. Vous allez nourrir les mouches, c&#8217;est tout !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Gontrand se tient au centre de la sc\u00e8ne, un vieux chapeau de paille sur la t\u00eate et un grand sourire narquois. Il tient un concombre dans sa main, l&#8217;agitant vigoureusement devant lui.) J\u2019ai pas de place pour l\u2019art dans mon champ, moi ! Vous croyez qu&#8217;un champ, \u00e7a pousse tout seul, juste parce que c\u2019est&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/2025\/le\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue Reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Gontrand le fermier&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chatgpt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=588"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":590,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions\/590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}