{"id":1428,"date":"2026-10-14T20:18:24","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T01:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/?p=1428"},"modified":"2026-10-14T20:36:59","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T01:36:59","slug":"une-bonne-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/2026\/une-bonne-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"une bonne joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1443\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0162.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1738\" height=\"1787\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0162.jpeg 1738w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0162-292x300.jpeg 292w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0162-996x1024.jpeg 996w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0162-768x790.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0162-1494x1536.jpeg 1494w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1738px) 100vw, 1738px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1444\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0163.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1677\" height=\"1745\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0163.jpeg 1677w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0163-288x300.jpeg 288w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0163-984x1024.jpeg 984w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0163-768x799.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0163-1476x1536.jpeg 1476w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1677px) 100vw, 1677px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1445\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0164.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1614\" height=\"1671\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0164.jpeg 1614w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0164-290x300.jpeg 290w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0164-989x1024.jpeg 989w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0164-768x795.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0164-1484x1536.jpeg 1484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1614px) 100vw, 1614px\" \/><br \/>\n***flashback!***<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0157.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"572\" height=\"874\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0157.jpeg 572w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0157-196x300.jpeg 196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 572px) 100vw, 572px\" \/><br \/>\n***fin du flashback!***<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1446\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0165.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1589\" height=\"1649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0165.jpeg 1589w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0165-289x300.jpeg 289w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0165-987x1024.jpeg 987w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0165-768x797.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0165-1480x1536.jpeg 1480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1589px) 100vw, 1589px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1447\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0166.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1602\" height=\"1627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0166.jpeg 1602w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0166-295x300.jpeg 295w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0166-1008x1024.jpeg 1008w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0166-768x780.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0166-1512x1536.jpeg 1512w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0166-80x80.jpeg 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1602px) 100vw, 1602px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1448\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0167.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1608\" height=\"1629\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0167.jpeg 1608w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0167-296x300.jpeg 296w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0167-1011x1024.jpeg 1011w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0167-768x778.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0167-1516x1536.jpeg 1516w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0167-80x80.jpeg 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1608px) 100vw, 1608px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1449\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0168.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1652\" height=\"1674\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0168.jpeg 1652w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0168-296x300.jpeg 296w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0168-1011x1024.jpeg 1011w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0168-768x778.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0168-1516x1536.jpeg 1516w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0168-80x80.jpeg 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1652px) 100vw, 1652px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1450\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0169.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1801\" height=\"1882\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0169.jpeg 1801w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0169-287x300.jpeg 287w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0169-980x1024.jpeg 980w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0169-768x803.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0169-1470x1536.jpeg 1470w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1801px) 100vw, 1801px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1451\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0170.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1663\" height=\"1720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0170.jpeg 1663w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0170-290x300.jpeg 290w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0170-990x1024.jpeg 990w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0170-768x794.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0170-1485x1536.jpeg 1485w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1663px) 100vw, 1663px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1452\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0171.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1612\" height=\"1673\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0171.jpeg 1612w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0171-289x300.jpeg 289w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0171-987x1024.jpeg 987w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0171-768x797.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0171-1480x1536.jpeg 1480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1612px) 100vw, 1612px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1453\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0172.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1734\" height=\"1768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0172.jpeg 1734w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0172-294x300.jpeg 294w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0172-1004x1024.jpeg 1004w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0172-768x783.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0172-1506x1536.jpeg 1506w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1734px) 100vw, 1734px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1454\" src=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0173.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1726\" height=\"1743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0173.jpeg 1726w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0173-297x300.jpeg 297w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0173-1014x1024.jpeg 1014w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0173-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0173-768x776.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0173-1521x1536.jpeg 1521w, https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/IMG_0173-80x80.jpeg 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1726px) 100vw, 1726px\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WPoMA5EGnLc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hag Me (Melvins)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/acidking.bandcamp.com\/track\/electric-machine\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Electric Machine (Acid King)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/dopelord.bandcamp.com\/track\/the-witching-hour-bell\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Witching Hour Bell (Dopelord)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/monolord.bandcamp.com\/track\/empress-rising\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Empress Rising (Monolord)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/messa.bandcamp.com\/track\/thicker-blood\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Thicker Blood (Messa)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">War Pigs (Black Sabbath)<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/Z5PN-27_pow?si=Tv5HbiYzPkfLWCmi\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Going Blind (Melvins)<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***flashback!*** ***fin du flashback!*** Hag Me (Melvins) Electric Machine (Acid King) The Witching Hour Bell (Dopelord) Empress Rising (Monolord) Thicker Blood (Messa) War Pigs (Black Sabbath) Going Blind (Melvins)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carnet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1428"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1462,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428\/revisions\/1462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zviane.com\/poutre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}